No one, not even the sheep, turned an ear to her glamorous whimpers.
Lost Models
grab a vintage suitcase. get lost.
“Well doctor, I started having the dream about a week after I posed for an amateur photographer who kept going on and on about how his map motif was going to blow the doors off the world of post work.”
Well if Project Runway doesn’t understand my vision then that’s their problem.
Any minute now the magician’s wife is going to show up and find a good use for that rope.
“I realize it’s not easy to balance on a rail wearing heels, but everything you’re doing, Tyra has done, so stop whining. What? No, that’s not a train whistle. Now turn around and swing your empty suitcase like you’re having fun.”
Men can’t resist a girl who carries around hundreds of pictures of dead strangers. It’s adorable, because they never know when she’ll finally snap!
Cruddy old suitcase: perfect for when your model is too hungover to work. Or to appreciate your artfully-hung Ikea bedsheets from 1998.
Stick your baby girls in suitcases for the camera and then wonder why they grow up to jump out of cakes at bachelor parties!
“You’ve time traveled, get it? And you land in prehistoric times, okay, and you’re waiting for the sexy caveman to discover you, right? and you’ll teach him English and wheel-making and like, fire and stuff, by using the language of love. It’s very classic/sci-fi/romantic. …Except before all that, he has to come rescue you from this field before your limbs are ripped off by a raptor.
Look wistful. I’ll do the rest in post.”
Hey Warren Jeffs! Three for the price of none!
